home	A long long time ago in a land not so far away, a little DETH sat in Catholic school fucking around with his pens and books. The motherly Nun teaching the class grabbed the little lad by the hair and dragged him to the band teachers office where she declared that the said squirt was to play drums. A long time ago in far away land there lived a young punker named THE MIKE was sent to choir because playing the trombone was very hard when you cannot read sheet music and you keep making jokes about the trombone slide and masturbation. A not so long time ago somewhere south of here there was a 2nd grader who played the violin for his mommy and grew up to noodle a black axe, he shall be named NOAH and he shall take all of Mike's abuse. A longer time ago in a land far far away a young horn dog thought he could score more chicks if he learned to play a flying V, this evil little gypsy is what we know today as NICKY LEE. Lastly but most certainly not leastly, while knocking around with the hardcore punk bands of the frozen north, a guy with two eyes who played guitar too well to be in a punk band picked up the bass because nobody else really wanted to play it. Take away one eye and you have JASON. DETH grew up on a diet of heavy metals and eventually lived near everybodies favoritely irritating singer THE MIKE. THE MIKE recruited JASON from the last go 'round. We found the most brutal guitars players ever whose ego's did top the current drama queen(s) and started knocking out some new hardcore. With all of the power of the BIG BANG itself and all the FURY of the depths of Who-ville, BBF was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. A world that was never to be the same again. Go in peace, glory be to Dr. Suess.